Awkward conversation I have a lot.
Friend: I really need to make it to one of your shows. When is your next one?
Me: Every Wednesday in Santa Monica.
Friend: Wednesdays are no good.
Me: Every Tuesday downtown.
Friend: Don't you have shows on the weekend?
Me: Friday I am doing 2 shows in Santa Monica, Saturday I am at The Improv, Sunday I'm at the Comedy Store.
Friend: Yeah Keep me posted. One of these days.
My Brain: YOU ASKED ME WHEN MY NEXT SHOW WAS!!!!!

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Here at Contest Central we rack our brains trying to come up with the the best contests that are fun to do and watch! Some of our ideas are not so hot and we reject them. Here is a list of contests we rejected.

#5 AIR FLUTE CONTEST

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Air Guitar is a popular past time that anyone from…

I wrote this.

I’m Headlining Reno NV at the Pioneer Underground 4/3 & 4/4 Get tickets!

I’m Headlining Reno NV at the Pioneer Underground 4/3 & 4/4 Get tickets!

Me on HuffPost live looking like I’m being grounded.

Me on HuffPost live looking like I’m being grounded.

Newest Promo I made for the food contest.

New Promo for @ContestCentralC for their MMA Video Contest. Don’t worry It will be super dumb.

3rd Promo I’ve made for ContestCentral.com. Def submit. Watch this anyway.

Watch what I made this for my job. You should also submit to the contest!